So I usually use my dildos in the dark but a couple days ago I decided to check on one of them and there was a slug on it and questionable white things that may or may not be insect eggs. What if there is a slug in my vagina? Should I go to a doctor? It is important that if you use sexual or masturbation aids such as dildos, that you ensure that they are adequately cleaned between usages. This is important because, as you have learned, this can be a breeding ground for bacteria and insects which can lead to vaginal infections. This is also important from a personal hygiene point of view because these items should be cleaned between uses to avoid contracting infections or diseases. Also, you should store your dildos in a well ventilated clean area to deter insects.
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Tight slug pussy i. All slugs have dicks. They are hermaphrodites. Look up slug sex. It's nasty. The dick comes out of their mouth and is gigantic. The two penises then "dock" and they exchange sperm and eggs. Are you kidding me?
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